New Roommate

I met my new roommate last night. She seems nice, pretty funny. I think we will all get along with each other. I just keep wondering what she's really like, not that I don't trust people (I think I actually trust people to much) but this is someone who is going to be sleeping under the same roof as me. I wanted to run credit checks on her and get her to give me references to call but I thought that might make me come across as a pyscho and I didnt want her to know that before she moved in. She's signed the lease now so we're stuck with each other for awhile. Maybe I should take inventory on my stuff, make sure she doesn't steal anything.

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"Shut up stomach"

I have a very loud and expressive stomach, always growling and gurgling and sometimes it sounds exactly like a fart. It's so embarrassing. I promise that it's my stomach people.
I also googled to see why it is so loud all of the time... It growls when I'm hungry, when I'm full, when I'm content. Google said it could be a tapeworm. A TAPEWORM! How do I get rid of a tapeworm?
I think I am going to do a cleanse... Flush everything out if you know what I mean.

Sorry if this was to descriptive. Haha

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My unconscious...

I don't think I have ever talked in my sleep, at least no one has ever told me that I have. I have been sharing a room with my friend for over a year now and I can't help but wonder if I ever say anything or do anything in my sleep that would give away my deepest thoughts and feelings. She could know all my secrets (not that I really have any) and I wouldn't even know it.
Have you ever said anything embarrassing in your sleep?

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Conspiracy Theories

I never thought I was a believer of conspiracy theories but that's because I never heard any. Have you heard the one about the government putting led in flu shots to "dumb us down?" Good thing I don't get flu shots.
What if they put led in other things though? Yesterday morning as I was getting off the bus downtown a woman was handing out free K cereal bars. I grabbed one because I'm all about free food. I didn't even get a good look at her. I ate it though because I was hungry but what if the government put something in them and got people to hand them out all over the city?? There is an election coming up... Oh gosh.

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Beauty = Money

All through high school I never had a problem with acne. I washed my face with soap and got the odd breakout every once in a while but I'll admit, I was quite lucky. Once I turned 21 I can't get the pimples to stop. I have been working in a restaurant that long so I am hoping it is just the greasy environment and I don't have some skin disease.
Right now I have 5 zigs on my chin and 2 on my fourhead. Once one starts to disappear another one shows up. Its so frustrating. I have bought many different kinds of face wash and I am now scared my face will dissolve away to nothing.

Oh life... Why me??

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Terrorists!!

Do you think Edmonton's LRT would ever get bombed or hijacked???

It's crossed my mind.

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I'm a slob and everyone knows it!

I was freaking out tonight because my roommate is sick and some friends came over to visit her. I was completely unaware of this until about 2 minutes before they came and our house was such a disaster. Dishes were piled a mile high beside the sink, backpacks and jackets were strewn across the floor, homework and papers littered the couches. Im not blaming my roommates... I am a full contributor to the mess but not as much of a contributor with the clean up.
I was so embarrassed that these people had to see our house in the state that it was in (its in that state the majority of the time but when we do have people over we usually tidy up a bit).
Anyway, now everyone is going to know that I am a disgusting slob and they are probably wondering if I wash my clothes and even bathe.
I'll just have to invite them over again when the house is clean and try to convince them that it is usually always clean.

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