I have a very loud and expressive stomach, always growling and gurgling and sometimes it sounds exactly like a fart. It's so embarrassing. I promise that it's my stomach people.
I also googled to see why it is so loud all of the time... It growls when I'm hungry, when I'm full, when I'm content. Google said it could be a tapeworm. A TAPEWORM! How do I get rid of a tapeworm?
I think I am going to do a cleanse... Flush everything out if you know what I mean.
Sorry if this was to descriptive. Haha
Omni
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"omni" You do not have a tapeworm. However, if you did, you would lose a lot of weight. Silver lining? Besides, it is too cold for tapeworms to survive in Cadanana. It is just gas.
Haha! Thanks Tim. You're right... Canada doesn't have tapeworms. I did go to Ecuador a few years ago though and we did lots of out door labour so I was out planting trees and digging in the dirt. A microscopic one could have gotten under my toenail and made it to my intestines and has been eating my food ever since.
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